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Retired on Friday. Treasurer by Monday.Cash Box with Keys and a Whistle, Funny Volunteer Retirement Gift

Your mum, the woman who left the office on Friday and now knows exactly where the spare folding chairs live, which urn takes twenty minutes to boil and who still owes for the Christmas coach trip. Hand it over at the leaving do, or keep it for the first Monday of retirement.

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