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First prize or nothing.Jar of Strawberry Jam with Cloth Lid, Funny Gift for Retired Bakers

They'll unwrap it, laugh, then quietly check the date of the village show. It's for the new retiree who now has time to fuss over a Victoria sponge, keeps a stack of gingham offcuts in the dresser and has strong opinions about the judge from two summers ago. Slip it into the office Secret Santa or save it for Christmas from the family.

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