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Early Morning Patrol. Unpaid.Woman in a Dressing Gown with Morning Tea, Funny Retirement Gift

A thank-you from the team should say a little more than the card does. This is for the woman who has just joined the WI, keeps seed catalogues on the bedside table and now does the cryptic crossword in pen. Hand it over at the leaving do. It will end up on the kitchen windowsill, beside the bird feeder.

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