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Ambition: tick off one job from 2011.Broken Garden Gate Hanging off Its Hinge, Funny DIY Retirement Gift

Is your retiree the sort who already owns a full socket set and a tin of wood filler from two house moves ago? This is for the one who keeps a pencil behind the ear, a tape measure on the belt and a firm belief that B&Q on a weekday morning is a social outing. Slip it into the office collection, or save it for Christmas from the family.

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