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Fully retired. Subject to availability.Overstuffed Pocket Diary with Elastic Strap, Funny Gift for Retirees

Christmas from the family is when this one earns its place under the tree. It's for the retiree who has finally used the National Trust membership, knows which day the library gets the new large-print thrillers and calls the bus pass their golden ticket. Or slip it into the office collection instead. Expect mock outrage, briefly.

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