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Don’t say ‘walk’. He’s had three today.Tired Labrador Lying Beside Its Lead, Funny Retirement Gift

It's Wednesday, half past seven, and the waterproof is already zipped, the treat pouch topped up and the poo bags tucked in every pocket. This is for the new retiree whose dog now enjoys a full-time companion and a very full diary. Slip it into the office collection or save it for the first Monday of retirement. They'll snort, then glance at the lead.

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