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Carol singers. Paid in sunflower hearts.Two Sparrows on a Hanging Bird Feeder, Funny Birdwatching Retiree Gift

Christmas from the family is when this one earns its keep. It's for the new retiree who keeps binoculars on the kitchen windowsill, logs every visitor in a little notebook and has quietly declared war on the squirrel next door. Tuck it under the tree or save it for a milestone birthday. The squirrel remains unimpressed.

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