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Handyman (Probationary)Metal Toolbox with a Claw Hammer, Funny DIY Gift for New Retirees

Your father-in-law, the man who now has a whole week to tackle the list stuck to the fridge since 2009, owns three spirit levels and still writes measurements on the back of an envelope. Give it on the first Monday of retirement, or for a milestone birthday. He'll pretend to be offended, then put it somewhere everyone can see.

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