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Rush hour now means the garden centreFlatbed Trolley of Potted Plants, Funny Retirement Gift for Gardeners

Retired gardeners never truly stop working; they just answer to tomatoes instead of managers. This is for the one who keeps a rain gauge by the back door, names their compost bins and knows exactly when the dahlias need lifting. Wrap it for a milestone birthday or Christmas from the family. They'll grin, then go and check the greenhouse.

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