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Checks work email during the King’s…Hand Tapping a Smartphone on a Table, Funny Christmas Retiree Gift

Wednesday, half ten, and the garden centre café already knows their scone order. This is for the new retiree whose diary is somehow fuller than ever, who owns a reading glasses chain and has finally learned what the ironing board is for. Give it as Christmas from the family. A sheepish grin, then a long sip of tea.

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